In the 1980's arcade machines, you could play the
role of just about anything. From a chef to a zookeeper to a
bullfighter, the possibilities were endless. But how many
people thought about being a frog? Especially a frog that was
afraid of water. Well, Frogger offered you a chance to be a
frog and try to get home. Next to Pacman and Space Invaders,
this was probably the most copied game. It appeared on just
about every home console and had tons of clones.
There are two things that really made
Frogger an instant hit. The first is the simple gameplay.
Anyone can learn to play Frogger. It's difficulty level is set
that anyone can beat a level or two, but it takes some skill to
get much further. The other big draw was the catchy music.
Don't believe me on the music? Try playing the awful Super
Nintendo version where there is no music. It is hard to think
such a small thing would ruin the game, but it does. Majesco
should have been smacked across the heads for releasing that
version. But I digress.
The game is as simple as possible. You
are a frog and you need to go home. Five times you need to go
home to be exact. But for some reason, you decided to live in
the most dangerous area. Your frog has to cross a busy highway
and then cross a treacherous river to get home. Why a frog
would need to leave the pond anyway is never explained. Just
like it is never explained why water kills your frog. Video
games do not always use logic. But anyway, your frog needs to
get across the highway with cards zipping by. It is five lane
highway with cars going in different directions. Literally.
Every lane goes in a different direction. I do not know who
designed this ridiculous highway, but I am guessing they were
either very sadistic or under the influence.
While the highway can be treacherous,
especially on later levels when cars ready speed up and the
traffic gets heavier, it is nothing compared to the river. Some
call it a pond, but ponds do not have moving water. Rivers do.
But then rivers do not have water moving in different
directions. Again, the game defies logic for the sake of
entertainment. In this part, you must go from log to log until
you reach your hole. Jump in and you are safe. Then you only
have four more frogs to get across. Easy right? On the first
level, it is pretty easy. There are logs and turtles you can
jump on and the turtles, but beware as the turtles can dive
underwater and take you with them. Now why is it that turtles
and alligators can live in the water, but you cannot? I once
thought it was toxic water and it would kill the frog, but it
doesn't affect the other animals. I guess your frog just never
learned to swim. Which makes you wonder why they would make
their home next to a river.
Later in the game, you get a few new
challenges. From killer alligators who both ride down the river
and also pop up in your home to a nasty snake and a killer
otter. You can also save a female frog and take her home. And
then there is the fly. Many a player died in the attempt to get
bonus points for eating the fly. Don't bother with it, it is a
trap. Sure, you get points for eating the fly, but it randomly
pops up in one of your houses and is never there for more than a
few seconds. Unless you are right there, you will miss it. And
most likely you will end up dying trying to get to the fly.
Frogger is a simple game. This is also
part of the reason why it has remained popular. From the basic
controls to the perfectly ramped up difficulty level to the
addictive music, it is truly a classic. But keep in mind that
you need a four way joystick to really master it. I play it on
my eight way Devastator (had to go eight way, my two favorite
games are eight way - Crazy Climber and Robotron) and while I
can do well, I still make mistakes that I would not make at the
arcade. I played it over the summer at Cedar Point and scored
nearly 20,000 points, which is almost double my best score at
home. So when you want a fun game that only takes about ten
minutes to play and even less to learn, Frogger is a great
choice. Just be prepared to have that song playing in your head
all day long.
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