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Here you will
find some of the hilarious ads featuring Marvel, DC and even Archie
characters battling foes with tasty Hostess snacks! These were among
the funniest and most imaginative ads ever
done! Hats off to Marvel, DC and of course Hostess!
Aquaman and the Imperiled Sub - Why is it the porpoises do
all the work but they don't get any Hostess snacks?
Aquaman and the Space Capsule - Once again the porpoises are
doing all the work. Shame on you Aquaman.
Aquaman in Dirty Beach-Dirty beaches,
underwater creatures and twinkies. Looks like a job for Aquaman!
Aquaman in the Ice Age - Watch Aquaman
battle a living iceberg. Personally I think this ad would have been
better for Hostess Snoballs but that is just me.
Aquaman
in Pirate's Gold - If you are looking for cool pirates, look
elsewhere. Sorry, no Jack Sparrow.
Aquaman
Meets the Manta Men - Actually it is Aquaman's wife. I
always thought when Mera was away from Aquaman, she was hanging out with
Namor, but I guess I was wrong.
Aquaman in Twinkies and Kelp - Now that
is one combination that I want no part of.
Archie #1
- The way to a man's heart is through his stomach and this one
proves it!
Archie #2 -
Archie and Jughead learn how valuable those snack cakes really
are!
Batgirl #1 - See the often
overlooked crime fighter as she does her part to keep the snack cakes
from falling into the wrong hands.
Batgirl #2 - Watch Batgirl battle a woman who commits crime
on fashion. That is one ugly outfit.
Batman and Catman - Catwoman is hot but
Catman is a total dork. Hope they are not from the same family.
Batman in Birds of a Feather - A
villain is using birds to steal the Statue of Liberty. Would not
want to clean up after that.
Batman in Captive Commissioner
- Batman and Robin to the rescue of the commish and snack cakes!
Batman in Someone is Kidnapping the Great Chefs
- Watch as Batman tries to figure out who is kidnapping Chef Boyardee,
Betty Crocker and others. OK, they really are not in it, but they
should be.
Batman in
Twinkieless -
Can you imagine a town without Twinkies? It would be worse than
a town without pity.
Batman K-9 - Batman battles a man in a
dog suit. Very sad day in Batman's career.
Batman Professor Plutonium - The only
thing that tempts the professor is gold. Can you guess the rest of
the story?
Batman Upside Down - The Caped Crusader
is turned every way but he never loses track of the tasty snack cakes.
Batman versus Sable Lady - Batman
and Robin versus Sable Lady, vavavoom!
Batman vs the Mummy
- Two thousand years can build up quite an appetite as the Mummy goes
after the real golden treasure.
Bugs Bunny and Porky
Pig - You didn't think that Bugs Bunny only ate carrots, did
you?
Bugs Bunny and
Elmer Fudd - Elmer and Bugs enjoying Twinkies together?
Only in these ads.
Bugs Bunny and
Elmer's Love Life - Yeah, Bugs is helping Elmer with his love
life. It may take more than Hostess for this one.
Captain America in Sore Sir
- Sore Sir, like Sorcerer, get it? If not, you may need some
lessons in bad puns as they are crucial to enjoying these ads!
Captain America in Deciding Factor -
Both Captain America and Nick Fury battle aliens with snack cakes.
Sounds like a Sci-Fi channel movie.
Captain America in The Deserted City -
Remember, even Captain America cannot escape a Deserter Ray.
Captain America in Friendly Gesture -
Check out the bite on this guy. He could eat a whole fruit pie on
one bite.
Captain America in Fury Unleashed - I
like the Trapster better when he was called Paste Pot Pete.
Captain America in Invading Army - Cap
battling humanoids who look alot like Cubans to me.
Captain America vs The Aliens - They
come to Earth to steal our baked goodness. Someone must stop them!
Captain America vs Red Skull
- See the two battle for the Cosmic Cube and Hostess snacks! I
personally would take the Hostess snacks.
Captain America When it Rains it Pours
- Using weather to alter an election? Beats using hanging chads.
Captain Marvel Defends the Earth - What
better way to defend the Earth than with Hostess snack cakes?
Captain Marvel in Big Bang - Nitro is
actually a real villain. Now he is a real lame villain.
Captain Marvel in Flea Bargaining - How
cheesy is this? Captain Marvel battles a flea that eats flea markets.
Oh brother.
Captain Marvel in Killer Bee and Son -
What do space bees like? Hostess Twinkies of course!
Captain Marvel meets Dreadnought - This
is the Captain Marvel from Marvel Comics, not Shazam.
Captain Marvel Returns to Earth - With
all the troubles in our world and his cosmic awareness picks some kids
in danger?
Captain Marvel vs Professor Sneer - Maybe it is me, but this
guy isn't very menacing.
Casper - Even the Friendly
Ghost likes Hostess snacks! They are a bootiful thing!
Casper #2 -
Someone has a case of the Boo Hoos. Can you guess how to cure
it?
Casper #3
- Nothing makes the zoo a more pleasant place than Hostess snack
cakes!
Casper
#4 - We cannot get enough of this friend ghost! This one has
a mod rocker who is making people do the boogy woogy.
Casper #5 - A ghost Boo-Merang?
Very scary mate!
Casper #6 - See the
Ghostly Trio get their just desserts.
Casper #7 - What kind of
cake would a ghost want for their birthday? A Hostess snack cake,
of course. Ha! Ha!
Casper #8 - More fun with the friendly
ghost.
Casper #9 - Playing Hide
and Seek with a ghost is not exactly fair.
Casper #10 - No matter who
wins the fight, we know that the Twinkies are the true champ!
Casper #11 - Don't expect an Amityville Horror here.
Casper #12 - It is one
thing to be no good, but to be a no goodnik is a whole different thing.
Casper #13 - It is cartoons like this that make me believe
being a ghost isn't all bad. They can still enjoy Hostess Snack
Cakes!
Casper #14 - See Casper and a Troll enjoy Hostess Snacks.
Casper #15 - Hope it isn't the enchanting spell that Hostess
Snack Cakes puts on you.
Casper #16 - A ghost in disguise, guess even they need to hide.
Casper #17
- Casper and some environmental animals get down to business.
Casper #18 - Gotta love hippie ghosts. Too cool!
Casper #19 - A
good past time to do while enjoying your favorite snack cakes.
Casper #20 - Casper goes into outer space and takes Hostess
with him. Sure beats Tang.
Casper #21 - Gotta wonder how hard it was to keep coming up
with puns using the word boo.
Casper #22 - Is it me or does this creature not look exactly
like Pacman (other than his color).
Casper #23 - Casper dancing with a human. Could this be
the influence for the movie Ghost? Yeah right!
Casper #24 - This time Wendy joins him. Two Harvey
classics in one ad. Oh yeah, there are also cupcakes.
Cracky - The not so popular parrot had his own appearance in
the Hostess Ads.
Daredevil in Because - Here is a strip
that deals with the building climbing craze.
Daredevil in Peachy Keen Caper - If you
cannot guess which product they are hawking by that title, you need to
read more of these.
Daredevil
vs Johnny Punk - Guess if you grew up with a name like Johnny
Punk, you would end up in a life of crime too.
Fantastic Four Wonders of Nature-With a
father as smart as Reed Richards, Franklin Richards still gets lots of
Hostess snacks. See mothers, they are fine for your children.
Flash in A Flash in the Dam - Flash
battles some generic villain named the Destroyer.
Flash in
Marathon Madman - Maybe it is just me but the flash in a
marathon is not too fair. Luckily he is not racing or it would be a
quick race.
Flash meets the Bureaucrat -
Actually it should be the Bureau Rat! See this fiendish man and
his plan for stealing snack cakes!
Flash vs Stony Eyed Medusa - Can the
fast one beat the woman with the stone cold gaze?
Green Arrow in Arrow in Time - Good to
see Oliver Queen getting in on the Hostess Action.
Green
Lantern in Bobsled Run - Another perfect opportunity for an
ad for Hostess Snoballs.
Green Lantern vs Triclops - Now that is one ugly monster.
Green Lantern in Half the People - Yes,
there are half people in the ad.
Hawkman Makes a Safe Landing - The
mighty Hawkman is out saving sky divers. This is why superheroes
need a union.
Hawkman in
She's No Angel - Crime is for the birds but not Hostess Fruit
Pies.
Hot Stuff and the Hot Rock - Hot Stuff
has problems with a rock. Yeah, that is about it.
Hot Stuff and the Hot Rod - Here is a
large, colorful ad. Enjoy its massiveness.
Hot Stuff
and Uncle Boiler - This one does not have a title, so I made
one up.
Hot
Stuff in Baked Alaska - See Hot Stuff in the Frigid North.
Hot Stuff in
Hot Ideas - Who ever thought that Hostess Cupcakes were
giving the devil his due.
Hot Stuff
in Seeing Things - A whole bunch of Hot Stuff's equals
trouble and lots of it.
Hulk and Friends - Sounds like a
children's show. But it is actually Hulk and Toad Man.
Hulk and Green Thumb - Beware of Cousin
Betsy the Plant Lady! Does not sound intimidating at all.
Hulk
and the Ultimate Weapon - With the Hulk, we can think of
numerous things that could be an ultimate weapon. Just use your
imagination.
Hulk Changes Mind-See the mighty
Hostess snack cakes tame the savage beast!
Hulk in Forget-Me-Net - A net that
makes you forget things, just what the world needs.
Hulk vs Green Frog - Normally he would
have no problem with a frog, but when it is the size of Godzilla, that
is another matter.
Hulk vs Phoomie Goonies-Can you
imagine being a bad guy in a group called the Phoomie Goonies? Talk
about taking abuse.
Hulk and the Twins of Evil-See Hulk
battle the twins of evil and I don't mean the Olsen twins either.
Hulk up a Tree - I don't remember the
hulk carrying a backpack.
Hulk vs Roller Disco Devils - They are
not real devils, but they do roller disco and that is half the battle.
Human Torch in Blown About - See the
Torch battle a woman with a hair dryer. Only in Hostess ads could
you get something this silly.
Human Torch in Hot Tempered Triumph -
You would think by now that the Human Torch would not be beaten by a
hose, but I guess not.
Human Torch in Hot Time in the Old Town
- And what kind of time did you expect the Human Torch to have?
Human Torch in Sparks Fly - This woman
has the same bad hairstyle as the one from the Blown About ad.
What are the odds of that?
Human Torch Meets the Icemaster-Can
anything save us from the Icemaster? A certain snack cake can!
Human
Torch Saves the Valley - I would rather see him save Hidden
Valley. Their dressing is delicious.
Iron Man in Brains over Brawn - How
many times has Iron Man battled a tank? Think these guys would
realize they will not win.
Iron Man in the Charge of the Rhinos - I like Rhinos and I
like Iron Man, so this is a pretty cool ad.
Iron Man in City Crisis
- Iron Man must halt a crisis and only a certain snack cake can
do it!
Iron Man in A Dull Pain - Boy does Tony
Stark look angry in this comic strip. Maybe if he ate a few
cupcakes before giving them all away.
Iron Man and the Hungry Battle Axe
- Never heard of a hungry battle axe
before.
Iron Man in the Irresistable Force -
Iron Man versus a car. They don't get more exciting than this.
Iron Man vs the Bank Robbers - Maybe it is me, but I think
Iron Man is a little too qualified for this job.
Joker in the Cornered Clown
- Yes, even the Clown Prince of
Crime is a fan of the snack cakes!
Joker in Laugh, Joker, Laugh - Another commercial for the
Joker. For a villain, he has a good agent.
Joker in Clowning Around - How does the Clown Prince of Crime
get so many ads?
Josie - Yes, Josie of the Pussycats finds a sure
hit!
Josie and the Unveiling - Josie and the
gang find out what is really a work of art, one that you can really
enjoy!
Josie #3 - This time Hostess cupcakes are the cat's meow.
Mr. Fantastic in Passion for Gold -
What is it with Mr. Fantastic and twinkies? Two ads with him and
twinkies. Sounds pretty serious.
Mr. Fantastic in Power of Gold - Feel
the power of real gold, the golden cake filled with cream!
Penguin in Cuckoo Cuckoos - Another of Batman's villains gets
his own Hostess Ad. Who says crime doesn't pay?
Plastic Man in Gold for Dessert - I
always loved how Plastic Man would shape into anything, like this time
he is a cart.
Popeye-This is actually an ad for Quaker Oatmeal, but
it fits in this section.
Red Tornado in Clean Sweep - Poor Red Tornado only got one
Hostess Ad.
Richie Rich and Bascomb - What buys
more friends than money? One clue, it rhymes with mostest.
Richie Rich and Chef Pierre - Even famous chefs can take a
lesson from Hostess.
Richie Rich in Giant Sized Freckles -
Too bad they didn't make the cupcakes giant sized.
Richie Rich in Lost and Found - Its a
fact that more people will come and save you if you have Twinkies than
trail mix.
Richie Rich in A Real Treat - I guess
if you are filthy rich that maybe you would want fruit pies over a
castle.
Richie Rich in Soft Gold - If you
cannot guess what Soft Gold is, then you need to read more of these.
Richie Rich Tackles Problem - Twinkies
are used for inspiration. I can buy that.
Richie Rich in Traffic Jam - When you
have a helicar, you don't need to get stuck in traffic jams. But
Richie helps out the rest of the motorists. Nice boy.
Richie Rich in What Money Can't Buy - Can you guess what
Richie Rich keeps in his vaults? One hint, it is golden.
Richie Rich in Winning Combination -
This is the same premise as the tackles problem one, only with
basketball.
Road Runner #1 - What did you think the
Coyote ate when he came up empty handed?
Road Runner #2 - In the cartoons, they
never talked. But here, they don't shut up.
Road Runner #3 - If the Pony Express
delivered Hostess, I think they would still be in business.
Sad Sack in Big Hit
- Even the military loves Hostess snack cakes.
Sad Sack
in Happy Landings - Gotta love a military that has its
soldiers chasing butterflies.
Sad Sack in
Lucky Day - Sad Sack has a lucky day and of course Hostess
Snack cakes are a part of it.
Sad Sack in Nap Sack on His Back - I
didn't know Sad Sack had a brother. Better than a sister. If
she looked like him, she would be one ugly girl.
Sad Sack in Not Fair - It would take a
general to make Sarge share his fruit pies.
Shazam in Cupcake Caper - Even the mighty
Shazam has a sweet tooth for Hostess cupcakes!
Shazam in Minerva Menace-Can Shazam
save the tasty sponge cake from Minerva?
Spiderman and the Fly - Spiders and flies will always be
linked together, much like Hostess snack cakes and delicious.
Spiderman and the Kidnap Caper - Who
would kidnap Aunt May? Someone who wanted her recipe for wheat
cakes.
Spiderman Breaks the Bank
- One of the lamer of the Hostess ads, but it still Spiderman and
we like him!
Spiderman's Cupcake
- Spidey goes to battle and Mary
Jane eats all his cupcakes. How does she keep that figure after eating
all those cupcakes?
Spiderman and the Demolition Derby -
Maybe it is just me, but demolition derby should have cars.
Spiderman's Dream Girl
- See Spidey with someone other
than Mary Jane. Hmmm, at least he didn't stray from his favorite snack
food.
Spiderman in Hotshot on the Block -
Guess when you have villains made of sand and shoot electricity, you are
bound to have a fire one too.
Spiderman in Legal Eagle - Looks like a
relative of the Vulture. Too bad he did not appear in the regular
comics as I kinda like him.
Spiderman in Twinkie Takers
- See a very evil use for Groucho Marx glasses. Just buy your
own twinkies.
Spiderman Meets the Home Wrecker - Not that kind of home
wrecker, but a literal one with a wrecking ball.
Spiderman Puts Himself in the Picture -
Gotta love a villain named the Photoman.
Spiderman in The Rescue - Yeah, it is
as dull as it sounds.
Spiderman Spoils the Snatch - Why are bald guys almost always
villains?
Spiderman The Champ - We know who the
real champ is in this strip.
Spiderman The
Trap - Once again it is proof that henchmen cannot resist
Hostess snack cakes. Proof that evil doers should stick with robots.
Spiderman vs the Chairman - The sad
thing is that he really is a chair.
Spiderman vs the Human Computer - This guy looks like a pile
of boxes. I created better Halloween costumes than this.
Spidey vs June Jitsu
- She may be giving Spidey more
than he can handle, but he has a trick up his sleeve!
Spooky in Don't Make Waves - You know
you are scary when you can scare a piece of wood.
Spooky in One Big
Boo - How does one stop a Booing contest? One guess.
Spooky
in Pearl's Purse - Even bad ghosts can be whupped.
Superman in The Big Fall - Old Supes is
stopping a runaway elevator. Guess Lex Luthor was too busy for
this ad.
Superman in The Ionic Storm - In case
you were wondering, Superman is immune to Ionic storms.
Superman in The Unbeatable Force -
Superman battles an alien for Twinkies. That is about it.
Superman Saves Earth
- Was it his superhuman
strength? Was it his super speed that saved Earth? If you do not know
what it was by now, you are not paying attention.
Superman and the Spy
- I have run out of clever things to say, so just enjoy the ad
and the snack cakes!
Thing and the Ultimate Weapon - I have
a secret for you, the ultimate weapon is a robot and not a very cool
looking robot.
Thing in Earthly Delights - While the snack cakes got the
aliens to leave, who knows if they will return for more. Scary!
Thing
in Lesson Learned - Maybe the police should include Hostess
snack cakes in their crime fighting arsenal.
Thing in
Sunday Punch - It is the Thing versus a living building.
Yes, these did get silly.
Thor and the Ding-A-Ling Family - Thor
battles hillbillies from space. Sounds like a bad movie to me.
Thor in Glutton for Gold - Maybe it is
me, but I really don't find gold that appealing. Now twinkies are
another story.
Thor
in Good Overcomes Evil - Good or bad, everyone loves the
great taste of Hostess snacks.
Thor Meets the Ricochet Monster - Notice how the monster does
not ricochet the fruit pies back. Smart monster.
Thor in Storm Meets its Master - Don't
these villains know that you cannot control the weather. At least
not with Thor around.
Tweety and Sylvester #1 - Until I read this comic strip, I
thought Tweety was a girl.
Tweety and Sylvester #2
- Why do Warner characters always dress in drag?
Tweety and Sylvester #3
- Anyone who says cats are smarter than dogs never met Sylvester.
Wendy the
Good Little Witch and the Cherrydactyl - A Cherrydactyl?
What will these Hostess Writers think of next?
Wendy the Good Little Witch and the Forgotten
Recipe - What is up with these witches? If they quit
worrying about turning people into frogs and used their magic for snack
cakes, it would be a better world.
Wendy the Good Little Witch and the Gold at the
end of the Rainbow - What is the gold at the end of the
rainbow? Give you a hint, it is not ho-hos.
Wendy
the Good Little Witch Brightens up the Night - Yes, even
insects love Hostess Snack Cakes!
Wendy the Good Little Witch in Her Smart Wand
- Not to be confused wth a smart phone, this item can do more and there
is no monthly fee.
Wendy the Good
Little Witch in The Spell - Another charming Wendy cartoon.
Wonder Woman and the Baron - Even royalty love Hostess snack
cakes.
Wonder Woman and the Maltese Cup Cake -
Bogey has got to be spinning in his grave with this one.
Wonder Woman in Cooky La Moo - A billboard comes to life and
wants snack cakes. I hate when that happens.
Wonder Woman Dilemma - See Wonder Woman
stop a speeding locomotive. Copycat.
Wonder Woman in Old Gold - A gold
statue of Wonder Woman. Talk about a making some valuable worth
more.
Wonder Woman Saves the Astronauts -
Remember when astronauts came down in capsules like this? In the days
before space shuttles.
Wonder Woman in The Borrower - A man
that leaves his name when he steals something. Not the brightest
bulb.
Wonder Woman vs Robot Master - Doesn't
the Robot Master look like a 70's game show host.
Note: The images and characters in these
ads are the property of Marvel, DC, Archie, King Features, Quaker and
of course Hostess. We are merely posting
these for your enjoyment. Please don't sue me or I will not be able to
support my cravings for these delicious snack cakes! Suzy Qs are my
personal favorite! Yum! Yum!
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